Obviously a lot of other people were thinking about Microsoft Flight Simulator at the same time as we were. Microsoft have confirmed that they won’t be including the twin towers in their next version, have rubbished the idea that the terrorists learnt to fly using their software (hmmm… so the software’s not that realistic then… even though in the same press release Microsoft say that it is. S’funny, the one trained pilot I know said that it’s a lot harder to fly a computer flight simulator than it is to fly a real plane, which I imagine is true – driving on a computer doesn’t bear much relation to the real world because there are no external cues to help you, just a screen and some sounds). Despite the reassurances from Microsoft, some retailers are taking the software off their shelves. And femail, like me, are tempted to fly straight into the towers for the helluvit.