But when I get drunk… I still wanna light up the night sky with an orange flame. Well, no, make it a lilac one. Yeah, with a bit of yellow. And pink. Nah, not any old pink, cyclamen, and…. blah blah blah… GAAAAAAAAAHHHH

Hee hee hee

Watching the top 100 number 1 singles on Channel 4. Amazing… the power of music, all that. Mind you, Imagine @ #1??? So many better tracks in there. Even the Oasis (Don’t Look Back in Anger) bringing tears to my eyes, but John Lennon… nah, lost it by then. Ah well. So many songs. So many emotions. Wanna list them all, and the circumstances, and the everything, and…. so much.

I WANT TO MAKE MUSIC. I WANT TO SING SONGS.

La la la la la la la la.

Oh, and Sinead, singing Nothing Compares 2 U, Wow! <sniff>

Hee hee hee… don’t think TIFT POVIS will quite raise the same emotions. Some emotions though. Gotta work out how to get that heartrend into my voice as I sing this

Euurggh…. and Invisible Band by Travis is on my list of Amazon recommendations. Amazon, you so do not understand what lives in my head. Oh, and some wanker has nicked a picture of Gill from my website and posted it as a minger lookalikey. That makes me kinda angry. But then… I kinda suspect Tim, in which case it’s probably my fault for submitting his picture to Am I Hot or Not, and more to the point telling him that I had done so.

And speaking of hot or not, saw this today and it made me feel very ill. Probably more ill than anything I’ve seen on the Internet since Dan took down his gallery of the grotesque (which was in 1995, possibly earlier) with its picture of the LSD deformity miscarriage.

And… oh, much more… no no no, really I just want to sing some of those songs I just heard. Very loud. So, hope you don’t mind if I leave you and I just go off and…. LA LA LAAA LA LAA LA LA

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