Absent-minded Dan
Gill and I went to a party on Saturday night. We were out for seven or eight hours. Gill and the girls went back to Emma’s afterwards, and I staggered home. Where I found myself unable to get in. I sent Gill the following text around 1am:
Disaster: lost keys. Ring ann. No reply. Go to house. Ring bell. No reply. Result: find keys in door.
Thank heavens we live in a world full of honest, decent people.