Archive for June, 2005

Patti Smith’s Songs of Innocence

Saturday night, I treated Gill to a ticket for Songs of Innocence, part of Patti Smith’s Meltdown festival at the South Bank Centre.

Beforehand, we met up with Jan and Ed, Suz and Sarah in the Royal Festival Hall bar. Gill and I arrived first, and immediately bought a bottle of cold Rosé We plonked ourselves down and started drinking it. Then grabbed some ice cubes to put in our wine - it was an extremely hot and humid day (around 32°C). The others arrived, we chatted, headed off for something to eat, realised we didn’t have much time and got crêpes instead of the steak I really wanted. Then we had to part - it all seemed to happen too fast, I thought two-and-a-half hours together would be plenty of time for a good natter, but it felt more like two-and-a-half minutes.

Then we went on to the gig. It started off with a reading of a William Blake poem, then Patti came on and performed one of my favourite tracks by her, Birdland. For once I didn’t cry when she sang it, but I did feel emotionally sandblasted.

A whole host of musicians followed. Beth Orton completely blew me away, as did Eliza Carthy: incredible voices. Sinead O’Connor was seriously good, but banged on about God a bit much for my liking. Mariannne Faithful was very powerful but, blimey, that corset must hurt! Billy Bragg came on and did a Woody Guthrie song about bed-wetting. Kristin Hersh was a bit affectedly whiny, and did too many songs. Tori Amos was too needy and did far too many songs, though she made some nice little breathing noises & stuff close up to the microphone. Yoko Ono came on and screamed a little. The lead singer from James came on, bitched about Yoko Ono a bit, sang a crap song which sounded like some Irish boy band ballad, then sang Sit Down which was rather good, especially the section of the audience just along from me who were singing harmonies to the chorus, in baritone! Several unidentified women came on and read William Blake poems. And I’m sure there were others who I’ve forgotten. We left just before the end, because Gill & I both had headaches (too much Rosé, drunk too fast, too much hot weather and sweating in a big concert hall) and I was coming down with a cold (which has since got worse). We got to Waterloo and the train was waiting there for us, just about to depart.

G8 ministers and Summer, now appearing in Sheffield

I went for a stroll this afternoon, to check out some art galleries in town (I’ll write that up in detail on the FAD blog sooner or later). Strolled around the edge of town, popping in and out of galleries, bought a couple of magazines and the cheapo Taschen 25 Photo Icons book from the Millennium galleries, and then strolled into the centre proper. Very strange. The G8 interior ministers were spending their second night in Sheffield, and police have been drafted in seemingly from all over the country. Everywhere they were standing in twos, threes, fours, fives, on every corner, in front of almost every shop. There was a very strange atmosphere, not particularly unfriendly or anything, just full of… expectation. In every shop, shopkeepers were standing by the door, as if waiting to shut it and bolt it just in case a herd of protestors came rioting by.

I tried to find somewhere to go for a cup of tea and a piece of cake, but the police seemed to have strategically cordoned off all of the coffee shops. So I walked out of town along West Street, to the café with the sexy waitresses and the home-made cakes. Bliss.

The sense of unreality followed me all the way home. I have no idea how much of it was down the the G8, how much to my own slightly heightened awareness, and how much to the sudden arrival of summer: I felt similarly wierd this morning, going to park and realising that, in the couple of days since I last visited, the grass seems to have grown from somewhere around my ankles to somewhere near my neck, and the previously purple-brown-maroon lake in Crookey Valley Park is now the colour of pea soup.

On the bus I passed men stripped to the waist, somebody in a cowboy hat, shades and a leather waistcoat. Just after I got off I walked past a couple outside the care home at the corner of the road, both were wearing nurses uniforms in different shades of blue, and both looked ecstatic to be walking hand in hand. It was one of those days when I wished I’d had my camera. But didn’t.

I’m Honoured, Ma’am

The UK honours system - good thing or bad? Not a question which has ever taxed my mind greatly. As long as they’re not hurting anyone, who cares what they get up to in the privacy of their own palace. Would I accept one if it was offered? Hell yes, never turn down a chance for new experiences, even (or especially) if they are as surreal as popping into Buck house to collect a piece of jewellery from Her Maj.

That was, until I saw Benjamin Zephaniah on TV last year, presenting an engaging and cogent argument as to why he’d turned down the offer of an OBE. Too right Ben! Don’t let Babylon co-opt you! My own mind was made up, when Buckingham Palace finally comes knocking on my door, begging me to accept an honour, I’m going to throw it right back in their faces. No way will I show my support of this archaic, unfair system of back-scratching.

So the news yesterday that my dad is on the Queen’s birthday honours list, receiving an MBE “For services to young people”, prompted mixed and confusing feelings. I’m reconciled to it now, the family line is that “it’s OK, because it’s for charity work”. That sounds fair enough. And when Her Maj finally comes around with that gong for me, of course I’m going to accept. After all, it’s a family tradition.

(This post appeared first on Too Early to Tell, a current affairs blog for which I am now a correspondent).

Team America

I watched Team America on DVD last night - already saw it at the cinema, where I loved it and rated it four stars. Well, on second viewing I think I should upgrade that to a five. It’s a perfect film in almost every respect, and pant-pissingly funny. The scriptwriters and puppeteers have every Hollywood cliché nailed: Will, who watched it with me, said “those puppets are better actors than actors” (to which, of course, I should have replied “yeah dude, that’s why they call it acting).

Didn’t have time to watch all of the DVD extras, but the interview clips with Trey Parker & Matt Stone which I did watch were enlightening. They said their original intention had been to do an exact remake of a Jerry Bruckheimer movie, using puppets. They said that Bruckheimer movies were already comedy, but the puppets would emphasize that, which is exactly what they do: as I mentioned, every Hollywood cliché is worked in, but the use of puppets makes these clichés so damn obvious that you can’t help laughing.

Some great insight on Kim Jong Il too. His tearjerker song in the film, “Lonely” (”I’m so ronery….”) was funny but, as Trey and Parker pointed out, probably pretty close to the truth. “Kim Jong Il is a big movie buff, he has a collection of 25,000 movies in his presidential palace. You can be pretty certain he’ll see this movie at some point, and when he sees that song I think he’ll cry”.

Powered by Macintosh

I finally took the plunge… today I have ordered a 12″ Powerbook from the Apple store. I’ve been itching to get personal with a Mac ever since OS X hit the streets, but have never been able to justify the additional cost over a PC. Well, I’m feeling flush right now (even though I’ve actually not got much money, and should really be budgeting because our mortgage payments just went up by 100%), and using Apple finance I only have to pay about £40 a month for it.

The powerbook will only be my secondary computer - most of my work will still be done on my muthafucka supercharged WinXP desktop. I’m buying the new machine mainly because my shoulders are screaming “no more!” after several years of carrying a 4kg 17″ Sony Vaio on my back. My trips to London will be a lot more pleasant with a lightweight aluminium 12″ laptop, plus I’ll be able to take more luggage with me. But if I really grow to love OS X, as I think I may well do, then my next desktop purchase will be a Mac, probably a G8 or something by the time I get around to it.

Something else for me to get excited about!

Life in the Fast Lane

Things really are starting to hot up at work, it’s getting terribly exciting.

For the first time in about four years, it feels like I have a really clear idea of what our business is and where it needs to go. We have three strands. First is the local authority/kids stuff, which Allsum is a shopfront for, which pays the bills, keeps our karma in credit, and is a lot of fun.

Second strand is more general web design: I think we now need to establish a separate brand to encompass this (it used to be Bradonpace, but as well as being a crap off-the-shelf name, the whole ronin branding is in need of an overhaul. I’m wondering whether I shouldn’t perhaps make Wavepeople our design company, hence keeping a bit of the samurai reference - “ronin” is Japanese for “wave person”). It’s the area that has given me the most sleepless nights until now, because although web design has been the biggest part of what I do for the last ten years, I still feel uncomfortable coming up with ideas for websites, fitting things into a commercial mould, and generally producing stuff which a lot of the time doesn’t interest me all that much. However, this week Mark has turned my ideas around, by taking them back where we started. I want to try to rediscover some of the sense of fun which was in our early sites built with Keld, and I realised that a lot of that was about narrative and game-play. For years now I have been trying to straitjacket websites into a “This is what we are. This is what we do. Now buy something” model, but when we started out it wasn’t like that, everything was about having fun. Of course, you’ve got to include all the “this is what we are” stuff in there somewhere, but it’s so much more fun if you can work it into a story, and put some pointless game-playing widgets around it. I think my favourite thing I ever did on a website was in 1996 when I hid some invisible hyperlinks on the Diesel website and, if you clicked on one, you would get lost inside the Diesel Hotel’s ventilation system. It was web-design as an adventure game, and I miss it. Since then, Jakob Nielsen has probably loomed too large in my mind, but I’ve finally decided screw you Jakob, from now on all of my websites will take far too long to browse, and will be gloriously pointless.

The third strand is FAD, which has been on ice for around two years now although we’ve gradually been accumulating a FAD crew who accompany us to private views most Thursdays, taking pictures and writing up their thoughts for the FAD blog. FAD feels like something that is ready to make it big again. But what excites me most about FAD is that Mark & I agreed we can almost certainly get the funding and other necessaries for a FAD gallery in Sheffield. This is so exciting that I don’t know where to start. Our own art gallery! Selling works from our little crew of artists, putting on our own shows, selling prints, magazines, T-shirts, books… other nice little things which we like. With some work-space so that I can gradually build up Allsum/Bradonpace/FAD’s Sheffield design studio. And so many more opportunities for networking, for growing the artistic community in Sheffield, for making it big in the art world… everything. Wooo-ooo-ooo! Am I excited! Now we’ve just got to make it happen…

Live 8

Live8 tickets available via mobile phone lottery from today. I heard about this on the news this morning, and my instand thought was “shit, gotta text now, don’t want to miss my chance to get a ticket”. Then I woke up properly, analysed that thought a little more, and realised how utterly ridiculous it was. Why on earth would I want to be cooped up with half-a-million other poor souls watching Bono strut his stuff? Or Elton John? Sir Paul Fucking McCartney, anyone? Eurgh. I can imagine few things more horrific. It reminded me of the Queen’s Jubilee concerts in 2002, when I walked down the Mall, past crowds enraptured at the sight and sound of Rod Stewart adorning numerous large screens; I felt stifled until I peered through the grated windows of the ICA behind which, in pools of sweat, people were having a really good time listening to the Buff Medways play a Sonic Mook Experiment gig.

Oh, and Sting’s playing too. Didn’t he used to be quite good once? O, Sting, where is thy death?