Archive for May, 2006

Lordi Lordi Lordi!

Last night, I watched the Eurovision Song Contest for the first time in about 20 years. Well, it was something to do with the kids, plus I read in the Observer a few weeks ago that this year’s contest would be a little more fun than in the past, including a death metal entry from Finland.

Well, things weren’t that different from usual, and even Lordi weren’t exactly death metal, more a sort sub-Spinal Tap with zombie masks (actually, “Mr Lordi” describes their music as “melodic 80s hard rock”), but they got my vote anyway and it was great that they won. Good to see Finland win something too (hi Niina!), any country that makes depression a national pastime has got to be good with me.

Life Less and Less Literary

I received this email today from Peter Pan, the boy who never grew up.

After suffering your web site I can only assume that you are the biggest bore that walked this earth.

Are you a serial complainer??

And who gives a flip if you are drunk??

Leaving aside the fact that somebody who of their own free will “suffers” my website, and then goes to the trouble of complaining to me about it, obviously has issues, Peter’s right. Things have been both boring and moany here of late. Not that I’m unduly concerned: I know who I write this stuff for, I know they give a flip that I was (not am, was) drunk, and if somebody comes surfing in here from Never Never Land to complain about the quality of my writing then that’s their problem.

But it did give me cause for thought. I started this blog, over five years ago now, as a place to air my thoughts, express myself, and cut down on repetition in multiple emails to multiple friends. Previously whenever I’d tried to write anything for publication, I had always got bogged down with ideas of perfection; hence I decided to allow myself complete freedom to be crap. Hence the title, “Life Less Literary”, it was a reminder to myself as much as anything: the “Life” part comes from the photo-blog idea which started with Guy and which a number of us then copied (and of which my Life page is, I think, the only one still active). I wanted to start a written version of Life, but I was more interested in making sure I wrote something than in making sure I wrote something perfect, hence I had to remind myself that, although written and published, it was “Less Literary”.

Ironically, once I’d given myself this freedom, my writing flourished and I think (or at least, I’ve been told by people whose opinion I respect, i.e. people who praise me) that a lot of those early posts worked very well as interesting stand-alone pieces of writing. But recently… well, over the last year or two it feels like this blog has become more workaday, it still does what I originally set out to do, which is to give my various friends and associates some idea of what I’ve been doing and thinking, what’s uppermost in my mind at the moment, but I think it’s lost some of the sparkle which made it, on occasion, a damn fine read.

Erm. That’s it. Sorry, you weren’t expecting any revelations, were you?

My Space My Arse

Another Myspace inanity: somebody posted a comment on one of my pictures. I’d like to reply to their post. Makes sense to post it as a comment on the same picture. So I try that. “You must be someone’s friend to make comments about them”. Well, yes, I am my own friend, but if you want me to formalise it… fair enough. I go to my home page and click “Add to Friends”. And am told “You cannot add yourself as a friend.”

Grrrr!

Have a Good Myspace, y’all

I’ve been having fun fiddling with Myspace these last few weeks, finding friends and musical heroes. But constantly amazed at the shoddy system and crap coding that the site runs on.

Today, while editing my Myspace profile, I spotted a new an interesting crapness about the site. I was entering my old schools, which I hadn’t managed to find before because I’d searched under London. This time I looked under “Home Counties” and there they were. But I was quite confused as to why my respective schools were listed as being in “Richmond, HC” and “Twickenham, HC” when one was actually in Surrey and the other in Middlesex. I was stumped as to what HC actually stood for until I saw it staring me in the face: of course, “Home Counties”. This is some bizarre American bastardisation related to the obsession with making every “State” into a two-letter abbreviation. And they hadn’t even got the right “State”. And this from the newly improved and supposedly localised “Myspace UK”!

Smegma photos

Some photos from the Smegma Freenoise gig on 26th April.

An Unexpected Night Out

Had an unplanned night out last night. Mark came to Sheffield for a meeting, we had a couple of drinks in the Showroom before he left, then Marcin suggested a couple more at the Rutland Arms. Walking back home at about 5pm (must remember to buy Gill a bottle of milk on the way) I spotted a bald head outside the Forum which looked a little like Hugh’s (from the Jim Muir Slideshow). It was Hugh. I popped over the wall to say hello, insisted I wouldn’t stay for a drink, got chatting, decided I would have a drink after all, then… well, one thing led to another.

Met loads of people: first, Tim, Hugh’s friend who works at the Department of Work and Pensions. Then a couple who were about to head off to Canada (Montreal) for a year, she was leaving a job at the Department of Work and Pensions, and lots of her DWP workmates were there to see her off. Then noticed Hugh chatting away to a girl in Spanish. Turns out she is an economist, from Madrid but grew up in Bonn, so I started chatting to her in German. Very strange. Hugh was really trying to wind her up, and seemed to be succeeding. She really didn’t like Sheffield, was after a job in London, and seemed to be fast-tracking herself for some kind of international civil service cadré.

Once the DWP crew left for a meal, we considered going home. Or trying to find them and harass the Spanish/German girl more. Instead we went to the Washington. Sat outside and chatted, while excellent music played on the pub PA. Several more pints slipped by.

It was getting dark, nearly closing time, so we decided once more to go home. After all, Hugh had to prepare lesson plans for the next day (he is a school teacher) and I had an important presentation to write for Monday. Walking back through the pub we met another bunch of people Hugh knows, and got sidetracked again. There were a couple of photographers there, Stephen Stevlor and Claire (who was actually taking pictures alongside me at the Killing Joke gig last Sunday, although we never spoke to one another at the time). Also there was Mark, who runs Corporation and also saw me there on Sunday. And Den. And several other people, whose names I’ve forgotten but who seem to feature prominently in the 300-odd photos I had in my camera when I woke up this morning.

Finally (I think) we headed over to The Halcyon. I have absolutely no memory of what we did there, or when I left. I vaguely remember stuffing myself with onion bhaji & chips from Jannath on the way back, don’t know when I finally stumbled home but, my god, I was in a right state this morning.

And I never did get the milk.

Butter like no Other

Long, long ago, when the Internet was in its infancy and websites were still fun, the most fun of all was to be had on the Bullseye Art website. I stumbled in there via the amazing Woodcutter, a kind of surrealist interactive adventure. For a long time, Bullseyeart was what I would show people (along with Snarg and E8Z.com) when I wanted to impress or amuse them.

Then one day, Bullseye got corporatized. They started doing stuff for brands, and all of their fun cartoons and Flash experiments got pushed to one side, with only a select few left for viewing. That phase didn’t seem to last very long, and then Bullseye seemed to disappear off the web.

Long and dark were those bullseyeless days. I blogged about it once before, and seemed to hit a nerve with a lot of people.

Last week, somebody mentioned haiku to me and obviously the first thing that sprung to mind was Hooptie Goo. I googled Hooptie Goo to see whether any remnants of his dragon wisdom still remain on the web and (not the first time this has happened) top of Google’s pile was a link to my friend Scot Hacker’s site. But just below that were a couple of links to a site called magicbutter.com. I clicked through and… hit gold (or perhaps a bar of magic butter). Seems the folks from Bullseye Art are back, along with all of their back-catalogue. Check out Magic Butter, but you should probably keep an afternoon free to do so. I recommend you try one or two of Hooptie Goo’s Haikus first, then check out Internet, the animated series (always my favourite Bullseye creation), before diving in and getting completely lost on the interactive island of the Woodcutter. And then try Miss Muffy, then all the rest.

Killing Joke and Tribazik

A new set of photos - from last night’s gig (yes, photographed one night, up on the web the next - this must be a new record for me!) - Killing Joke and Tribazik at Corporation, Sheffield.