I saw this in the latest edition of Private Eye:
I’d love to get my hands on some of these things and “modify” the script. Imagine the fun you could have leaving them in random bar toilets…
A small selection of the many things that have happened to Dan Sumption, his family, friends and colleagues
It probably won’t be long before some psycho goes berserk in New Mexico, claiming that God was sending him messages via a talking urinal cake.